Branston

Branston is a sweet and wonderful person. Branstons are the best partners in the world and will be fully dedicated throughout a relationship. Adorable people. Also another name for a pickle.

"He is definitely a Branston."
"Wow, maybe I should go out with him."

by Emily the Epic June 29, 2009

braunstone

A shithole of place in Leicester somewhere

I'd rather live in a bin than braunstone

by TheGingerOne911 August 4, 2016

Braunston

A small village containing many only white people. Home of the Braunston Elephant.

Person A : Do you want to visit Braunston?
Person B : No I am scared the Elephant will attack me.

by Fraser_Braunston November 29, 2022

braston

Braston is a great guy all around. Though at times he can be cringy, he really does try to love as hard as he can. If you break him, he’ll never forget it and he’ll make you feel guilty about it, so watch out. He’s a strong, cute, caring, loyal man who will always listen to you and do everything in his power to fix whatever is wrong. But if you date him, be prepared for a long ride, because when he tells himself that he loves a girl, he doesn’t forget it. Be ready for him to chase you until the end of the Earth. When he’s in love, he’s determined to make that love last.

Me: My ex-boyfriend just will NOT quit trying to get back with me.

Friend: He’s such a Braston.

by smcclure March 14, 2023

Branston FC

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.

And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!

by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014

Braunston

A quaint little village set in the shire, a short distance from the chav filled town of Daventry. Also home of incestuous country folk. Mostly well spoken, not all related have not been for about 20 years. Incest is now an urban legend.

Daventry chav - 'you're from Braunston enit'

Braunston - 'yes'

Daventry chav - 'you shag your brother enit'

Braunston - 'no'

by Legend of the country folk January 25, 2011

Bruston

A handsom sexy creature who was sent to this world for the greater good of the female race. His primary purpose is to pleasure many women. He has any girl within a 50 foot radius seaping. He is the definition of awesome and he lives and strives off of the booty.

That abercrombie model is a total Bruston, only a true Bruston is sexier than that.

by P00PFEAST69 October 26, 2014