Branson

You'd be lucky to have a Branson in your life. He is sweet, adorable, smart, and extremely funny. He is mostly introverted, but around friends and loved ones he comes out of his shell. Branson usually feels misunderstood, and usually confides only in a close friend or loved one. When he falls for someone, he loves them more than anything in the world, and he'd do anything for them. He is a loyal and caring friend, and he cares about you more than you know, he just doesn't want to admit it. Keep him close, for he truly brings you happiness and brightens up your life.

What's Branson like?

Oh, he is one of a kind.

by ***Sapphire*** April 9, 2019

Bransonite

Adj to one: organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture

Synonym to Entrepreneurial with out the ridiculously highly unnecessarily complicated word pronunciation

Anti-kryptonite to modern day superman

"He demonstrates great bransonite qualities to pursue new business ventures"

by drswag February 19, 2013

Doyle Brunson

A living poker legend who won the World Series of Poker in back-to-back years ('76 & '77), Doyle "Texas Dolly" Brunson is widely regarded as perhaps the greatest poker player who ever lived. He is the author of "Doyle Brunson's Super System: a Course in Power Poker," also known as "the poker bible," and has won countless millions of dollars over the course of his career.

"I paid $10,000 to enter the World Series of Poker just to play in the same tournament as Doyle Brunson."

by Dan Adair August 30, 2005

Tender Branson

Tender Branson is the main character in
"Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk.

"Tender Branson of the Creedish Death cult?"

by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004

Chuck it on Branson

Getting wasted on the expense of your virgin credit card, and not even considering paying any of it back.

(EL) Hey Gilli are you coming out tonight ??? (Gilli)nah dude i got no cash !! (EL)fuck that "Chuck it on Branson" (Gilli) Yeah no doubt, Branson's good for it.
or
dont worry boys "Branson's got this round"

by Gilli83 July 17, 2007

Braunstone BBQ

Where a police car is set on fire with the police officers still inside. Usualy seen around the Braunstone estates and offen caused by 'chavs'

"you coming to braunstone park for the firework display? I hear they are having a braunstone bbq"

"ey you see those coppers over there? they tried to nick me for stealing from the shires the other day, lets bbq em"

by slim_glf September 15, 2007

getting Branson’ed

When someone tells a long boring story and in the end it wasn’t even worth it to listen to. Much like driving to Branson, MO. A long boring drive that ends in disappointment.

Dude I listened to her for 20 minutes and then I figured out I was getting Branson’ed.

by trugentlemen670 April 21, 2018