An unconstitutional federal level religion of public safety was established in 2020 by this publicly subsidized group of evil tyrants who used misinformation to continually oppress civil discussions and transparent data collection that has and will in the future expose an agenda to reduce the population of the world. The public officers involved are owners of stocks in every publicly traded pharmaceutical company on wall-street. This Cult's leaders established themselves as gods the judge of all who opposed them and started a worldwide Trial by ordeal presuming guilt on all who refused to participate in the 2022 Pharmaceutical Witchcraft Trials. The attempt to make participation mandatory for all public employees is ongoing and threatens to bring about a war.
by Spiritual-Master March 1, 2022
Get the Branch Covidian Cultmug. by choad al amode May 16, 2020
Get the Branch Covidiansmug. A Cult that emerged in 2020 whose ideology is based upon "Covid19 is fake," "Staying Home goes against the Constitution," and "Guns"
by JayyTheOrc April 21, 2020
Get the The Branch Covidiansmug. An apocalyptic, end-of-the-world death cult, Branch Covidians believe in the supremacy of "His Holiness the Douche Nozzle" Donald Trump, refuse to wear masks in the middle of a plague, threaten and commit violence against anyone protecting themselves against the corona virus, and basically won't stop until they burn their own house down with them inside. The name is borrowed from prior wackos during a community campfire in Waco, Texas in 1993.
Shopper #1: Who are those people walking through a Wal-Mart with a camcorder yelling to take off our masks?
Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.
Shopper #2: Don't worry about them. They're a bunch of Branch Covidians; mostly children and incels.
by ToddUncommon October 6, 2020
Get the Branch Covidiansmug.