brainstipated

when a person simply cannot think, when your brain is stuck, like a brain fart but 2 times worse

mom i failed the test because im brainstipated

by christophorus August 27, 2010

Brannits

A collection of individual pieces of undigested bran left around the anus of healthy eating people, caused by the consumption of large quantities of bran. They usually need a wet-wipe or shower to remove them.

Etymology: A mixture of the words bran and winnits

Just had my regular as clockwork dump, couldn't wipe all the brannits away though

by john1million February 12, 2009

Bryanitis

Bryanitis- A new recently discovered disease that affects the mental state this disease has no cure has a death rate of 100% patient zero is know as Bryan Perez

Side effects : fucking your cousin, urge to fuck guys, retardness

I need a hospital I have the bryanitis

Have you guys heard of bryanitis that shits deadly

I’m tryna fuck my cousin oh shit I think I have a bad case of the bryanitis

by Bryanitis June 9, 2018

Brainmatisim

When your brain hurts from thinking too hard.

{Sirog Fredriksson 11:23}: so if i try to build a new prim along with the old one then link the object to the old prim that has just been unlinked what exactly will happen if i place a script in ROT: 1, 04, 2 and ANG 90, 3, 2 and then use a Sculptie texture on it?

{Kitty Hirsch 11:46}: omg....i've got a brainmatisim now, ty.
{Kitty Hirsch 11:46} and to answer your question nothing b/c the scripts won't compile, and you can't place a scultpie texture on multi-prim objects
{Sirog Fredriksson 11:52}: ty....
{Kitty Hirsch 11:53}: my brain hurts....

by Ali Butz May 28, 2008

brainstipation

noun -

a temporary (but varyingly frequent) condition of the brain, often incorrectly referred to as a brain fart (farting implies expulsion, which is the opposite of the occuring situation), in which one is attempting to speak but the thought refuses to move from the bowels of the brain to be expelled by the mouth.

1 - I was attempting to explain what happened to my bff, but had one of those all-too-common instances of brainstipation.

2 - I was trying to do my presentation in front of the class from memory, but had total brainstipation and clusterfucked it.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Brantism

To make up a definition or story when one doesn't know the real answer or truth. "To baffle with buloney".

Do you really know what you're talking about, or is that a Brantism?

by Beli September 18, 2008

Brainilessness

A lack of presence of mind; a state of mind where a person’s marbles can be heard rattling around in his head just before he mislays them; a point in a person’s thinking where mindfulness does not naturally occur.

I can see by your present demeanour that, at the present time, you are in a state of brainilessness, whereby your mind has gone for a walk on the wild side without your knowledge or the consent of your intellect.

by Zamboozee December 11, 2011