"Hey did you hook up with that one girl? I saw you two heading upstairs"
"Yeah, but it was barely worth it, all we did was kiss. She was totally brain dead.
Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.