Bouncer

The Act Of Performing A U-Turn.

"shit i've gone past the road"

"do a bouncer lad"

by Killik Inc. February 22, 2009

Bouncer

A girl who doesn’t fuck with you/take you as a joke for any reason but when she sees you being successful she wants to talk to you.

Yeah I know that girl is such a bouncer.

by BSY June 8, 2020

bouncer

Doorman - A man/woman who stops trouble at Bars, Clubs and sometimes KFC.

"Jus coz u iz a bouncer dont mean u iz ard'. I iz gonna get my nine and blow you away. What you mean I can't wear trainers in this motherfuckin club, geeza, innit" (see innit)

by truthtalker October 9, 2003

Bouncer

In Cricket, a short pitched ball which is aimed at the batsman's head

The batsman was shaken by a nasty blow to the head from a bouncer

by umpirestrikesback May 19, 2005

bouncer

The couple of fat wankers that stand outside most clubs in Britain on Friday or Saturday night. Their role is to keep any trouble in the club to a minimum and only let decent people inside. They usually start all the trouble and lech around underage girls for effect, but, in truth they have incredibly small penises and do to many steds to give a girl a decent one. Whereas the likes of me, I'm quite partial to giving the girls exactly what they need

" a fat bouncer kicked off on saturday night and ended up getting his cunt kicked in by 5 fella's, I fuckin loved the scene "

by John Gaskell March 12, 2004

bouncer

(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.

(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse

Big dave the bouncer- he's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground!


Prudence is a real bouncer.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

bouncer

1) the dude who stands at the door of strip clubs to keep underage kids out.

2) the guy who dresses like a biker and crouches in front of the stage monitors at concerts and tries to keep assholes from stage-diving.

1) I was feeling good about myself until the bouncer got gay about my fake ID.

2) Bouncers are generally pussies but try to look formidible by wearing leather vests, shaving their heads, and covering themselves in tats of naked chicks.

by flannel flyer February 21, 2005