Battlejob

The act of receiving oral sex while in the process of playing Battlefield 3 on Xbox or any other gaming platform, preferably without need to pause or stop the game.

"Wow, I was totally kicking ass in the game when my boy/girl friend took the time to give me a Battlejob"

by ringbarrer74 November 8, 2011

bottlejob

Someone who constantly pulls out of events in particular sporting activity with use of various excuses.

Gary's such a bottlejob....he's going to Torbay instead of playing the Bearsharks.

Im not sure if he's being a bottlejob but he did sound quite scared!

by Bearsharks October 22, 2006

Bottlejob

The definition of a bottlejob is Alex Pearson because he bottles every situation, in the syob ad xbox. He bottles every situation

Isaac: what did you say about me?
Alex: 'Leaves party' what a bottlejob

by DENDOGASAUROUSSS June 23, 2020

Bottlejobs

An individual or group who consistently collapse under pressure or blow leads.

"Arsenal were top of the Premier League for a record amount of time before not winning it, what a bunch of bottlejobs."

by Emmanuel AdebayorOG May 14, 2023

Bottlejob Squad

A group that a person who constantly pulls out of events at the last minute becomes a member of.

Dave's pulled out again. He may aswell become a member of the Bottlejob Squad.

by Maxpower13 March 9, 2017

Bottlejob

Someone who constantly backs out of events at the last second or with little to no real excuse.

Someone like Ryan Hissey.

He's being a Bottlejob, almost as if he was Ryan Hissey

by etre4tyry July 1, 2014

bottlejob

somebody who says i will do that then makes up excuses to get out of it

me; you coming to the most awesome offroad site in the uk

bottlejob; yeah deffo im up for that

me; night before you still coming tomorrow

bottlejob; its playing up going to try fix it later

shame i already new he had planned a day out with the mrs what a BOTTLEJOB

by mr bottlejob thornton September 26, 2010