Bottlejob

Someone who constantly backs out of events at the last second or with little to no real excuse.

Someone like Ryan Hissey.

He's being a Bottlejob, almost as if he was Ryan Hissey

by etre4tyry July 1, 2014

bottlejob

somebody who says i will do that then makes up excuses to get out of it

me; you coming to the most awesome offroad site in the uk

bottlejob; yeah deffo im up for that

me; night before you still coming tomorrow

bottlejob; its playing up going to try fix it later

shame i already new he had planned a day out with the mrs what a BOTTLEJOB

by mr bottlejob thornton September 26, 2010

bottlejobs

The definition of bottlejobs is Arsenal FC because they have bottled top 4 and the Europa League. Haha They are so shit. Come on Chelsea #COYB

Phil: You gonna watch any footy this week?
Steve: Yeah, gonna watch the bottlejobs lose the Europa League final and top 4.

by ChelseaFan4Ever May 31, 2019

Bottlejob

A wanker named smith who backs out of sporting events at the last minute cos he’s a pussy

Smith just because it’s windy and your wig might blow off doesn’t mean you can be a bottlejob

by Wigger1869 March 12, 2019

Bottlejob

A person known for consistently succumbing to pressure and losing or the act of losing something one should win.

Ali Carter's defeat in the Masters final against Ronnie O'Sullivan after being up three frames only to lose by three frames is one of snooker's greatest all time bottlejobs.

by JamesLexicologist January 16, 2024

Bottlejob

When a baby fox gets ahead of the rest of the food chain by 12 points, and then realises that its way out of its depth and bottles the gap and ends up way behind first.

It is defined as that baby fox who bottled the gap, it’s difficult when the reality sits in and it’s back to the championship. The modern day bottlejob

by Red Devil 737 March 17, 2024