boswell

The act of using nudity (with an terrible body) as an excuse for avoiding social settings. Also using nudity as an excuse for avoiding intimacy.

I can't go hot-tubbing. I'm a total Boswell...

by Doctor_DogDogDoggy October 16, 2008

Boswollocks

Primarily British word meaning "nonsense".

Origin: Coined by Karl Pilkington in 2010 during the Ricky Gervais Guide To... podcast series. Thought to have been confused with "codswallop".

"I think that's a load of boswollocks."

by Al Hummins April 28, 2010

Boswells

Rock bottom at its finest

oh cess me timbers ive hit boswells

by Boswells June 30, 2010

Boswell Band of Gold

Probably the worst marching band in the history of marching bands, and that's being nice. The Band of Gold couldn't hold a tune if you gave them a bucket. Their colorguard looks like they were hand selected out of a bag of turds. Also, they are known uniform thieves. Yeah, the two different color sleeves were OUR idea. Jerks.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to the Boswell Band of Gold?
Guy 2: Yeah! They got last place at every competition EVER.
Guy 1: Let's go watch The Spirit of Saginaw Band. I hear they ROCK!
Guy 2: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

by FuzzysTacos July 24, 2011

daisy boswell

Someone who you can trust with your life . She is athletic pretty and has a big ass . Her only bad thing is that you might get jealous from all the other boys talking to her . All boys want to date her and all girls want to be like her . She is tall And probably has a boyfriend already .

Keegan - my girlfreind is great but she’s not like a daisy or anything

Jake - oh ya bro you should get a daisy boswell if you want her to be extra special

by Hey their February 3, 2018

Boswebollox

Making a scientific claim about a new product with a special new ingredient that has a made up name. Mainly used when describing beauty products or alternative treatments.

That is a load of boswebollox

by Tamara Bumpdeeay October 3, 2012

Boswell Child Lover

In the town of Boswell PA a person with blinding blonde hair guy lurks in the shadow waiting for you to drop your guard to take your kids he is no amateur watch out or you might never see them again be where of the Boswell Child Lover

Your walking down the road and the Boswell Child Lover takes your kids

by Vcdf March 20, 2025