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albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.
by Bokolis October 7, 2012
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Bonqueesha

the type of person to slap the living shit out of you for insulting their hair/outfit, or expose them for wearing a wig.
Yo Mike's new girlfriend is such a Bonqueesha. She slapped this one dude so hard the shockwave wiped out the entire eastern seaboard.
by Lil Bungus July 20, 2018
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Beef Bisque

Luke warm non-fat milk broth with hearty chunks of imitation crab and Ground beef which has been marinaded in low sodium soy sauce and minced garlic, garnished with caramelized onions and australian licorice.
The beef bisque is our top featured seasonal heritage farm to fork menu creation.
by Ranchgirls December 15, 2020
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bousque

The liquid material that accumulates below your grundle after strenuous activity or a long day at work. Carries a very pungent odor that is often described as having a pickled taste. Great for removing nail polish, gingivitis prevention, or having your friend smell off your finger in an act of spite. Goldbond will minimize bousque production.
Robins dripped bousque all over Lee's face as a thank you to Lee for having been repeately bismarcked by Lee earlier in the day.
by Nargill December 14, 2006
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ball bisque

The gelatinous coating of greasy vinegar like soup that coats a male's crotchable region on hot days, during times of stress, or during physical exertion. Typically brewed by the testicles, taint, and inner thighs. Comes in cheese, oil and vinegar, and salted pork flavors.
"Man this hot weather's got me brewing ball bisque by the gallon."

"My testicles are so sweaty I could open a ball bisque brewery."
by Skrubbard October 9, 2008
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Boqueefious

Violent vomiting from thy vagina
when we had intercourse that nasty bitch boqueefioused on my dick
by sir_boqueefious September 16, 2018
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Lady Bisque

Feminine sexual discharge. Female equivalent of Man Chowder.

Lady Bisque is created when vaginal secretion is subjected to prolonged periods of friction during intercourse. The result is a white, creamy substance, not unlike 'Bisque'-style soups.

Following intercourse, men can usually find Lady Bisque on the shaft, balls, and pubes. Women will find it all over their sniz, anus, and pubes.
After I pulled out, my pubes were covered in Lady Bisque!
by TheAmazingD.Tron January 10, 2011
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