Burdon On Society Day

January 18th, when everyone is supposed to walk slowly, talk slowly, vandelize neighborhood signs, benches, fences, ect. If the day is on a school day, do not go to school, do not tell your parents you're not going to school, don't call in and let the school know, just don't go. Instead, go to a busy mall, get an empty cart, never buy anything but go to all the small stores and look at stuff in the thin isles for a long time. If you do buy something, buy it in unrolled nickles and dimes. If you have the pennies, thats a plus. Also, count out each coin at a time, and half way through pretend to mess up and start over. That is one of the thousands of things you can do on this day.

Justin ~"Man, did you see what Alan and Regan did on Burdon On Society Day?"
Cody ~ "Yeah, that bench with the car dealer's face on it had a cock in his mouth!"

by P.J.Scene March 27, 2007

bordo-boredom

Becoming so withdrawn from everything you soon become bored of your own boredom. Soon after entering the mythical land of bordo-boredom you start to dissapear into a dark and lifeless abyss. Bordo-boredom can be cured by 3 methods.(1) finding something to do, (2) aquiring a steak knife and plunging it 1-2 inches into your wrists/ankles,(3)or by taking two pills of oxycotin an hour before going to sleep.

When I was bored I went through the recycling bin and started coloring over pieces of paper, but once I went into a state of bordo-boredom I simply laid on the ground and let a lawn mower run me over.

by Neptune tOnIcAl January 17, 2009

Borionika

A worldview based on sex drive and offensive masculine behaviour in which the major goal is to obtain profit thru the sell poverty to right capitalist bastards.

-Hey man, what's holding you from commiting a suicide?
- DRI's pills and Borionika.

by idiotinside August 30, 2021

Brodonk

A good friend that acts like he is a bro but is actually a poser; A mix of the two words "bro" and "donk"

Rachel: Bro, these waves are bitchen!

J-Bo: Hey Rach, you just learned how to surf. Stop trying to act like a surfer brah.

M-Unit: ugh what a brodonk.

Rachel: Bummer...

by JamBono May 10, 2011

Bodongle

To spread apart one's ass cheeks and bellow a folk song into one's rectum.

Marisa's ass cheeks were red raw after Henry bodongled into her rectum.

by DoogleLover July 22, 2012

lizzie borden

A crazy ass girl who killed her parents
see insane

Lizzie Borden took an axe and gave her mother forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her father forty-one!

by lisa8990 September 21, 2007

bordom

a wrong way to spell boredom, written because i was bored

most likely to get to this definition your were bored and pressing random button in UD and 50 lionel migrations and 20 drug references later you found bordom

by rawrycots January 24, 2009