A booster is an individual you look at and wonder how they get through every single day. A person riding a bicycle through life in the wrong direction. Even going in the wrong direction, they constantly hit the curb, landing on the bike frame, over time their ball nuts are transformed into a mangina.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back from his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
A true booster constantly has something to say and wants to help with everything and anything that involves the opposite of their actual responsibilities and will wear themselves out trying to boost out of those responsibilities. A booster is a lifetime member of the “get a long gang”. The “get a long gang” roams through life on a single red caboose bringing eye rolls and temple rubs to all they encounter.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back from his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
Manager: hey Johnny why isn’t Chauncey back from his lunch.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
——-
Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
Johnny: sir, that booster left a note that he he has to go home and brush his teeth because his wrists hurt.
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Coworker: Hey guys what happened to the slide show I made that we are suppose to present in 10 minutes?
Coworker 2: Ummm, that booster Messica thought she had to make a new one and shredded yours. She also left you a note that she had to go to an appointment for going blind, something about closing her eyes and it getting really dark. She gets better when she opens them.
by Chauncey Onchow ChickenLord September 17, 2020
When a rapper or hip hop producer samples or loops an older track. This is known as "Boosting a track." This may also refer to when another beat is played over a vocal track in a club.
The beat on Notorious B.I.G.'s "Juicy" was "boosted" from a classic R&B track.
"Even your club record need a booster" - Common
"You boosted the record, then you looped it you looped it" - 3rd Base
"Even your club record need a booster" - Common
"You boosted the record, then you looped it you looped it" - 3rd Base
by 4DAZE September 21, 2009
a girl thats slum buster, may not be the best looking girl, but will boost your confidence for the night, and your game will bounce back
My girl big timed me, i need to find a booster tonight.
Yo Gillespie, that girl aint that hot, "oh well son she is my booster"
Yo Gillespie, that girl aint that hot, "oh well son she is my booster"
by Tiger Hoods August 31, 2009
by zdhklsebnei November 21, 2018
A person who steals items from retail stores only to then sell on the streets, usually for a discounted price.
"A booster is a person who jacks from the retailers, then sells it in the hood for dirt cheap resale." - from I Love Boosters! by The Coup
by kr580 August 10, 2008
First guy: "I know she can't afford that purse, she's broke as hell."
Other guy: "She's a booster, I got some Jordans from her the other day."
Other guy: "She's a booster, I got some Jordans from her the other day."
by burgstyle82 May 07, 2009
A student who takes easier advanced classes so they'd have an easier time getting a high grade in that class.
Primarily done with AP Calculus AB and AP Calculus BC, or one of the science APs(such as taking AP Biology instead of Chemistry).
Highly depends on the school curriculum offered, grading systems, and prerequisites.
Also see GPA whore.
Primarily done with AP Calculus AB and AP Calculus BC, or one of the science APs(such as taking AP Biology instead of Chemistry).
Highly depends on the school curriculum offered, grading systems, and prerequisites.
Also see GPA whore.
Guy 1: Hey, wasn't X supposed to be with us in Calc BC this year?
Guy 2: Yeah, but after hearing from the seniors about how hard it was, he took AP Statistics so it'll be easier to get an A. "Still an AP" was his defense.
Guy 1: What a fucking booster. It's not like a single A- or B+ will fuck him over for Stanford. This class is curved as fuck too. What a GPA whore.
Guy 2: Yeah, but after hearing from the seniors about how hard it was, he took AP Statistics so it'll be easier to get an A. "Still an AP" was his defense.
Guy 1: What a fucking booster. It's not like a single A- or B+ will fuck him over for Stanford. This class is curved as fuck too. What a GPA whore.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx April 30, 2021