boomshwa

The feeling of wanting to do something, having every means to do said thing, but you just can't be bothered.

Word chosen by meteorologist Chris Nelson to be the English translation of a Japanese word mendokusai.

I want to buy some chips from the store next door, but I'm boomshwa.

by Tarvi October 7, 2018

Boomhauered

The point of drunk wherein your words begin to get straight up rambled and incoherent (named for the charecter of similar speech patterns from "King of the Hill")

-"Yeah girl, aintryanythindrofrea dofreahffs..."

-"Damn, you're starting to get straight up Boomhauered"

by Lana and Shanice are lushes April 22, 2009

Boomshonk

v. the act of defecating on an unrestrained, wild, and living frog.

Oh man, I almost boomshonked, but that fucker hopped out of the way at the last second.

by StevieBarra September 15, 2009

boomph

CB radio term. To smash a CB puppet outta the box. When puppets and baby radios are jumpin' up and down on the freuqency like nobody's business, you just gotta drop the maul on 'em, assuming you're a monstah station. This is called boomphing. This shuts 'em up. Here's how to do it:

Let's say a puppet is jumpin' up and down on your receive. You are tryin' to say top o' the fine to a distant radio station out there on the 40 channel MHz band. But this puppet scratchin' bullshit artist is makin' all kinds o' noise on the band. Being a monstah station, you crush receives of all kinds. So you just key up, pump up the volume with a little bit o' modugotz, crank up the audio drivers, man, and drop the maul on the skwakin' puppet who's usin' a baby radio. BOOOMMMPPPPHH! And he's gone!

PUPPET: "Blah, blah, blah."

MONSTAH STATION: "Eh, yaw nuttin' but a piece o' gahbidge baby radio . You're the biggest bullshit artist of all of 'em out there. BOOMPH!!!! And yaw gone!

by The Unit "151" September 9, 2006

boomhower

Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.

"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"

"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."

by JackD May 28, 2005

boomshanks

A word/adjective; to descibe something that is powerful/joyful/dramatic.

Normally shouted out loud.

When Wayne Rooney scores a screamer you would shout 'boomshanks! what a goal that was.'

Or when you've just won a bet in the bookies you again would shout 'Boomshanks!'

When a boxer gets knocked out you would shout 'Boomshanks, take that!'

by Paul kyle January 15, 2008

Boomchaoism

The secular philosphy that believes that the pursuit of awesomeness and enlightment are one and the same.

Boomchaoism is comprised of Four Awesome Truths:

1. All life is lameness and boredom.
2. Lack of awesomeness is the cause of lameness and boredom.
3. A state of non-lameness and boredom can be achieved.
4. The way is the 10 fold path of Boomchaoism.

See also Existentialism

Boomchaoism is the way.

by ARBLJ May 5, 2011