Boomstick

The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Alright you primitive screwheads - listen up! Ya see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!

by Matt..... June 27, 2009

fatty boomsticks

Orginin - South African
Derived from a childrens' song designed to tease fat people tilted "Hey Fatty Boomsticks".
Lyrics - 'Hey Fatty boomsticks...sweet sugar dumplings...just because you're so big and fat...don't think I'm afraid of that....hey fatty boomsticks....sweet sugar dumplings....
Believed to reference the size of the legs of the fat person (their sticks). Which make a boom boom sound each time they take a step - thus fatty boom sticks

Hey, fatty boomsticks, out the way, you're blocking the light (sun).

We better all get some food before boomsticks gets here or there won't be any left.

Heffer,Two-ton Tessa,tidechanger,boom boom,tons of fun

by fuhnboy2 March 27, 2009

Boomstick

NFL punter Pat Mcafee's kicking leg.

Pat's boomstick is twice the size of his non-kicking leg.

by fatandsassy March 4, 2014

boomstick

BOOM-stik (noun)

1. A term used by Ashley "Ash" J. Williams in the motion picture "Army of Darkness" to describe his twelve-gauge, double-barreled, Remington shotgun possessing a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.
2. In logging, any of the larger logs chained together to create a floating boom.
3. (slang) A shotgun, especially of the sawn-off variety.
4. (slang) One of many alternate names for a penis.

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? THIS... is my BOOMstick! The twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

boomstickery

verb: The act of using a shotgun on someone, such as in halo or doom. usually refers to when it is used excessivley.

Plr 1: man i just pwnd u in halo.

Plr 2: ya there was some definite boomstickery going on.

by Tatersalad1246 July 17, 2005

Boomstick

A usually notorious word, which means kicking a ball, usually a volleyball into the ceiling of a gym. Most of the time the ball strikes a light or the rafters. Most of the time the striking of the boomstick is recorded to put on a Snapchat story.

Brannon: Hey boy, are you going to hit the fucking boomstick?
Hunter: Hell yeah, I'm going to hit the boomstick, yeeyee!

by cpainer3 May 26, 2018

Boomsnickets

An imaginary food item on any fast food restaurants menu. Boomsnickets are ordered to confuse the shit out of any foreign or huge black female behind the counter.

Dave: Can i have a number nine and a side order of boomsnickets?
Cashier: What?
Dave: Yeah well they have them in Cleveland, this is total bullshit.

by Dont worry who i is February 13, 2010