Boomslang

When a man shoves his penis down a woman's throat with such force that she faints, and he uses that same penis to slap her across the face to wake her up

"Dude, my girlfriend finally let me boomslang her last night."
"How was it?"
"She almost died..."

by Shakatakata October 17, 2014

Boomslang

One of the deadliest snakes in Africa, and more notably the most powerful and feared broomball team in all of CNY. Known for their questionable team chemistry and ill advised physical play

Fratbro A: Yo we have a broomball game tonight right?
Fratbro B: Yea were playing boomslang though were fucked

by gccacc October 31, 2011

Boysplaining

A word to dismiss opposition from children.

Also, when you're such a rabid cunt that you attack children for not subscribing to your insane worldview.

"This 5 year old keeps saying that men paying women for past oppression isn't fair because it's not every man's fault", said the tumblr user.
"Ignore him, he's just boysplaining", replied the circlejerk userbase.

by johnmccainthecapedcrusader October 10, 2017

boomslang

1) One of the coolest and scariest snakes in Africa. It venom kills by thinning out the blood, and makes bite victims bleed from every orifice in their body, including eye-sockets.

2)A snake that can kill a grown man with 4mg or less venom.

3) A snake that some total ass-hats keep as a "pet."

I wouldn't hand a boomslang to my worst enemy. Wait. Yes I would.

by LudwigWittgenstein May 14, 2009

Botsplaining

When an AI chatbot confidently gives wrong information

The chatbot is botsplaining again

by rtd123 December 8, 2022

Boomslang

This is what you say when you walk into a room and a man or woman is masturbating

Oh no, boomslang.

by HoolzFoolz May 29, 2011

Boomslang

The explosion after the completion of a successful fist bump

Step 1) Find a Friend.
Step 2) Commence the fist bump.
Step 3) After completion of said fist bump, open ones hand.
Step 4) "BOOMSLANG!"

by Damichem Harkol Rakeeto January 29, 2012