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Toilet Booking 

Booking a reservation for the Toilet to avoid long lines,ruckus,hassle, etc.
Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.
Toilet Booking by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016

double-booking 

A social faux-pas wherein a person, usually male, will schedule two separate romantic encounters for the same day. Will eventually be discovered, generally when one date forces a delay of the next.
Jackie was pissed to discover that Andrew had been double-booking she and Elyse, and broke up with him right there.
double-booking by Eleglac August 18, 2011

scrap booking 

Going out in the early morning to pick up the left over drunk chicks that haven't found anyone to go home with from the bar.
Greg called at 2am to see if we wanted to go scrap booking.
scrap booking by Michael Heisey August 21, 2007

sleepbooking [sleep-booking] [sleep booking] 

The act of facebooking or going on facebook while in a sleep-like state, drunk, extremely tired, or delusional.

Also a common disorder of stalkers and teenage girls who constantly change their facebook status from "single" to "its complicated" to "in a relationship" to "married" within minutes.

Can also refer to someone who is on facebook way too late at night.
"Man, I woke up this morning and I was sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking bumper stickers all day...it was great."

"Woah man...stop sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking the day before the SAT...your a retard."

"Don't you hate it when teenage girls keep sleepbooking sleep-booking sleep booking their relationship status all freakin' day!"
"Yes."

stalk booking 

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...
can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.
stalk booking by the real mr t. January 13, 2009

Lurk Booking

the act of lurking on anyone on facebook
Guy 1: What are you doing on that computer?

Guy2: Just Lurk Booking!

Guy1: Lurker
Lurk Booking by LittleBabyGuy March 29, 2010