Bootyism

a religion originating encouraging the endowment of large quantities of booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.

Tiger wood's proclaimed religion

"Hey did you hear Tiger Woods is reinvesting himself in his Buddhist faith"

"No I think you're confused with Bootyism and from what I have heard, he has been pretty invested in his faith for a long time."

by Mr Hedon April 8, 2010

bootyism

Tiger Woods' professed religion of choice.

Sorry, Elin, I was just at the temple studying some new Bootyist techniques I read about. You know, I'm really into Bootyism.

by hard cora April 9, 2010

brodyism

The act of giving no fucks

I converted to brodyism after I learned of my failed abortion.

by BrodyOP June 21, 2016

bootyism

The religion of booty

''Fuck those other boring ass religions dude, I just converted to bootyism, best shit EVER!!!''

by longjonsilverticklemeelmo April 11, 2010

Bootyism

The gospel according to Beyonce. Often confused with Buddhism.

Todd: I'm thinking about converting to Bootyism.

Michael: Nah man, it's BUDDHISM.

Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.

by Marfdin April 20, 2010

boldyism

The life dedication of doing as little as possible

Hi I'm Luke and i am the arch bishop of the religion boldyism

by Beavenatordx June 30, 2014

Bootyism

Bootyism is a (quite good) religion, in which it’s followers believe in the booty, twerking, and performing booty popping. It is a monotheistic religion, led by the almighty baddie, Lenny. Lenny is quite special, as he has a triangular booty. That is the only thing that is special about Lenny’s body.

I follow bootyism.
He is a bootyist.

by jackedak May 11, 2023