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Gurtu-Bonobo

The last name of the famous Slothshath. If he is is called without this word, he will summon the wrath of the sloth army on you. Better beware.
Person 1: Oh I hope Slothshath comes.
Person 2: Oh no... you just didn't call him without the "Gurtu-Bonobo"...
*Person 1 gets overrun and raped by the sloth army.
Person 2: Yep as expected, you get the sloth rape.
by Sagghaa October 17, 2018
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bonobo

a species of monkey that enjoys sexual activities. such as so-called "penis fencing", GG rubbing, and oral sex. they use sexual habits as a "friendly handshake" of sorts.
The diversity of erotic contacts in bonobos includes sporadic oral sex, massage of another individual's genitals and intense tongue-kissing.
by NJGSS September 13, 2005
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Boosted Bonobo

When someone does something so ignorant it is beyond belief, commonly used among League of Legends players.
Connor did you just build AP Garen? You are a boosted bonobo.
by Pocko July 22, 2017
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bonobo

n. A species of chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) of north-central Congo (formerly Zaire), having black hair and more arboreal habits than the common chimpanzee (P. troglodytes). Also called pygmy chimpanzee.
That bonobo just fucked his sister for a piece of fruit.
by jam December 21, 2004
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bonobos

A very rare species of monkey in the Congo/Zaire area of Africa that is unusually hyper-sexual. They look like chimpanzees, and they do all kinds of horny stuff. These horny chimps are only available in a handful of US zoos, like the San Diego zoo.
When I went to the zoo the other day, I was a bit surprised and taken aback to see an x-rated monkey show going on. They call them bonobos but I'm thinking they should call them bonersnhos.
by Adel7 January 1, 2008
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Bonobomb

Randomly posting photos and/or videos of Bono all over someone's Facebook page.

Also known as Bonobombing.
"I almost had a bonogasm over all the bonobombing happening on my FB page."

"It made me so bonomad to see all the bonobombing going on in the world today"
by jizzb0rg January 22, 2010
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bongboy

A bongboy is the person who will STILL pack you fat bowls even when you’re trippin on acid.

I am the bongboy
Bro who’s gonna pack our bowls tonight if we’re too busy with the dinosaurs?

The mother fucking bongboy, duh.
by Bongboy December 21, 2018
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