bangalangin' 

A more sexual way to say crackalackin'

That Emily man, she's what's bangalangin'

bangalangin' by wtfiseverusernametaken August 14, 2008

bangalong 

A girl good enough to have sex with but not good enough to date or have as a girlfriend. A girl you bang along the way untill find a girl good enough to be your girlfriend.

I sex with a bangalong I met in the bar last nite, her face wasn't much to look at but she had a banging body.

bangalong by JJ Jinx April 25, 2011

Bongbong Marcos 

Tagilid ang nguso dahil sa cocaine. Inutil.

Ay pre ingat ka sa Ilocos madaming magnanakaw dun. Matik pag tabingi ang nguso na kamuka ni Kuya Wil si Bongbong Marcos yun.

Bongbong Marcos by Tipzzzz December 17, 2021

Bongalongis

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts of as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.

"Have you heard of Bongalongis?"

"OMG, yeah! My friend was cursed by it."

"How unfortunate!"

Bongalongis by Bongalongis July 11, 2023

Bongalongis

Bongalongis, July 10th, 2023:

Bongalongis is an entity that has been created by purely the human mind. It slowly spread from the original holder of Bongalongis by convincing victims to join the cult/religion. The Bongalongis crisis gets into their vocabularies, pronouns, and soon enough, their identity. Bongalongis victims gradually transform into the curse of Bongalongis. Some witnesses say affected victims start asking you about their opinion of Bongalongis. It starts off as casual, and one might take it as a joke. But, do not, I repeat, do *not* think of it as a joke. Once you get further into the questioning, the Bongalongis disease is able to transfer over to your brain. Said disease approximately takes 5-10 minutes. About 20 minutes is when its full effect takes place. There is no current solution or antidote for Bongalongis. Our only warning is to *stay away from any mention of Bongalongis.* Stay safe out there. Don’t get infected, stay protected.

worship Bongalongis🙏🙏🤲🛐

Bongalongis by Bongalongis July 12, 2023

Hongalonganonologongas 

Boobs. Big boobie boobs. The BIGGEST boobity boob boobs.

Friend: Check out the girl with the fine ass rack.
Me: That ain't just a rack, those are some Hongalonganonologongas.
Friend: What the fuck?

Hongalonganonologongas by There we use I'm a lay stem September 14, 2018

Bongbong Marcos 

Anak ng diktador na madaming uto-utong fans sa Camarines Norte, na mahilig sa fake news.

Ferdinand: Nakawan mo ang Pinas anak, walang magagawa ang mga yan kasi mga bobo ang mga Bongbong Marcos supporters.

Bongbong Marcos by Klong ning Bicol November 6, 2021