Ass Boner

When you crap yourself, but not a liquid shit, a nice hard terd.

Oh man, looks like Cliffosaurus is sporting an ass boner!

by Johnstockton October 5, 2009

Ass Bone

The Ass Bone is used for many daily movements. However, when even slightly hurt, can be broken. Most common cases of a broken ass bone are caused by squatting heavy weights and falling on the Ass bone.

Yesterday Henry hurt his Ass Bone from squatting. Hopefully, he will heal well.

by yourdeath9111 June 10, 2018

Indian dick Boner fuck ass

A Indian with a crusty dick and a saggy ass that has bugs crawling inside

Rajeev is such a Indian dick Boner fuck ass.

by poopypoopymilli September 7, 2016

ass boner

When something turns you off so much that you get a negative boner which then comes out your ass. Or when something turns you on that should not causing you to get a negative boner which then comes out your ass.

"man, i saw these half naked pictures of harry potter and got an ass boner"

by EWC December 8, 2007

ass bone

A fore head that is very large, exceeding the usual size.

Wow that chick needs some bangs because her ass bone is mad present

by Area Hombre July 8, 2010

Ass Boner

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you pop a boner.

Dude:i got ass boner so hard, it went to far in now i got a boner!!

by skghruighauihgauigbp April 17, 2009

Ass Boner

The act of someone doing a poo, or the poo is slightly poking out the bumhole.
It is called a Ass Boner as the poo poking out your bum is like your penis getting errect.

"Man i`ve got the biggest Ass Boner!"

"Go use the bathroom then."

"Ahk, ill be back."

by DjDyss January 3, 2009