Ass Boner

The act of someone doing a poo, or the poo is slightly poking out the bumhole.
It is called a Ass Boner as the poo poking out your bum is like your penis getting errect.

"Man i`ve got the biggest Ass Boner!"

"Go use the bathroom then."

"Ahk, ill be back."

by DjDyss January 04, 2009

Ping Sling

The act of putting a pinga (ecstasy pill) under ones foreskin and keeping it there until it disolves thus giving said person the full effect of pinga enlightenment.

"I could'nt swallow the Blue Versace brah, it was too big, so I just ping slinged it."

by DjDyss August 14, 2016