Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005

BonerStalling

When a guy starts hooking up with his girlfriend and gets a boner, but then his girlfriend gets up and wants to leave immediately, so he is stuck with a boner and doesn't want to stand up right away...this is an appropriate time to boner stall

Lucy: Okay John let's go. I have to be home in 5 minutes.

John: Lucy just hang on a second

Lucy: Why? Do you have a boner or something?

John: Yes

John was doing some BonerStalling

by Joseph BonerStalin January 21, 2010

bonerising

Flirting in a strong manner; Flirting with the opposite sex near other friends. Used to sound sinister and make the person feel guilty.

Stop bonerising Nicholas!

Hey nick, why don't you go bonerise with mitch?

by daws April 11, 2005

Chronic Boneritus

Masturbating and soon after, achieving another massive erection.

male 1: "Dude! I just jacked off five minutes ago, and i have another boner."

male 2: "Did you check with your doctor, becuase you might have Chronic Boneritus."

by yungdaisy December 31, 2011

bonerism

An extreme irrection in which the male obtainee is unable to hide, control, or releive the built up sexual tension in his penis.

Dude, I had another bonerism in Algebra today when Kelly bent over to pick up her pencil.

by Jameson February 6, 2005

Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 4, 2006