bonce 

cool, to enjoy, something you say to replace awesome when one is drunk and/or high

Dude, this spicy chicken sandwich from
Wendy's is fuckin bonce

bonce by matt steiner September 15, 2005

Bonce 

A blind Nonce

There's a Bonce over there trying to smell the kids

Bonce by DMF_14 October 9, 2018

Bonce 

a cross between bunsen burner and nonce

-usually referring to a science teacher

-‘Mr Smith was really creepy during science’
-‘yeah he’s such a bonce’

Bonce by Candice42069000 July 23, 2021

Bonce 

A male called Benjamin who is a pedophile

Bonce isn’t a nice person, he touched my son!

Bonce by Willygnonto April 13, 2025

bonce balancing 

balancing random objects on the head

hey there was some serious bonce balancing going on last night

bonce balancing by sangus June 6, 2018

bonce rot

A horrible headache in the morning

I have terrible bonce rot this morning after such a mashed up night.

bonce rot by Mark Brier January 3, 2008

bonce balancing 

the art of balancing random objects on your head

my friend fell asleep at a party so we got some random household objects and started bonce balancing

bonce balancing by sangus June 6, 2018