A man who stubbornly refuses to age and evolve despite his wrinkled face and sagging nutsack betraying his youthful clothing, bro speak, and hitting the bar scene nightly. Often a motorcycle is his transportation of choice. Sunglasses are always on as they hide the crow's feet.
by H0oHa April 3, 2011
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Bro #1: "When I woke up this morning I found that Cindy wasn't in my bed still but she left me a nice bromento."
Bro #2: "Nice bro!"
*The two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake."
Bro #2: "Nice bro!"
*The two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake."
by Dunks22 July 21, 2010
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