boyperson

the undefined relationship that floats between a random hookup and a boyfriend... a synonym for the verb 'dealing'

setting: a party

person 1: where's julie?
person 2: oh, she's off with mark
person 1: has he asked her out yet? they've been hooking up for a few weeks now
person 2: no, he's still just her boyperson

by annamikaela October 10, 2009

Boyerson

Pronounced boy-or-sun...noun...meaning weak minded or slow witted...

That dude can be talked into anything. What a boyerson.

by I.M. Hipp July 21, 2019

BonkerWonker

That one real smart kid that is actually funny for no reason. Very rare.

"That frickin BonkerWonker got on the principals honor role again"

"i know right the 15th time"

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023

Bonkerwonk

When something is difficult to understand or incapable of being fully understood and no other word quite encapsulates the shear crazy, bonkers and wild state of something use bonkerwonk.

The world is bonkerwonk

by Bonkerwonk June 13, 2023

Mockersons

A pair of shoes that make the person wearing the shoes susceptible to mockery.

Hey, nice mockersons you're wearing.

by Footeish September 1, 2011

Bonkeroony

when someone is acting/ looks totally nuts

"holy crap that guy is totally bonkeroony"

by Joe Corkill June 6, 2007

Bonkersnuts

Incredulous people who think that the peer review means everyone review.

"This guy is bonkersnuts for saying that Justin Beiber is a shape shifting reptile from the Illuminati"
"What do you mean snow doesn't melt with a blow torch because of chem trails! You're bonkersnuts!"
"Only bonkersnuts people claim that seeing rainbows in their sprinklers is because of HAARP."

by lljames February 1, 2014