Bock

evil incarnate, plain and simple.

www.totallybock.cjb.net

I smell an odor of death and hear horrible noises...Bock is mos definitly near.

by Bert McChickenDink October 9, 2004

Bock

A Big Cock

At an amazing 16 inches Jones was a Bock.

Brendan was a Bock at 17 inches.

With 18 inches under his belt, Jimbo was a huge Bock.

by RHCPman March 10, 2004

Bock

One who camps around the outside ashtray during working hours.

Jimmy, you are such a "bock". You smoked 4 packs of cigarettes all day and claimed you worked.

(see also: "bocked")

by Yul June 5, 2003

Bock

cock & balls,AKA - bulge, package, pouch.

Girl,Did you see that guy at the bar? check out his bock!

by Lucritive January 9, 2008

Bock

A hairstyle resembling a dried, stiff, dirty rag mop with fake curls similar to a mullet. Usually enhanced with the inclusion of cigarette smoke and a receding hairline.

Hey, that is a nice "bock". Would you come over and clean my floors with it later?

by Stimey June 7, 2003

Bock

A megalomanic of low skill or competence who has just enough power or authority to make one's life miserable. A Bock can usually be appeased with fawning or flattery.
See also: Tinpot Dictator

Man! That new systems intern is a real Bock!

by Steve June 9, 2003

Bock Bock

Hello in HP, usually used to prefix coffee, lunch or beer. Generally HP chickens are feed a lot of steroid based corn and staff become docile and unproductive.

Bock Bock coffee?
Bock Bock lunch?
Bock Bock beer?
Bock Bock lets stay at lunch longer!
Bock Bock how can I get out of this?
Bock Bock I think my boss is sleeping with the staff...

by HPChickenFed December 6, 2010