Bock 

Anyone who is disliked by more people than he actually knows.

President Bush is a total bock.

Bock by Steve June 5, 2003

Bock 

Big Cock

I Rock A Bock. (I have a big cock.)

Arlene, Megan, Cindy99, Krystal, Paige, Paris, Morgie, Taylor S., ad nauseum/infinitum: "OMG!!#!*!, Did you hear that DT rocks a bock!!!"

PerryDaPlatypus: "So, i've heard... so, i've heard..."

Bock by GuyWithABock August 5, 2012

bock 

a penis. not just any old penis oh no! bocks can erect downward. yup. wierd. bocks are basically penises that arnt quite where they should be. like well, basically a back cock. inserted into an anus bagash to recreate backward sex.bexx. could be used as a comical insult.

person 1: i forgot my wallet
person 2:'u sweaty bock!'

bock by Kai Jones February 18, 2008

Bock 

evil incarnate, plain and simple.

www.totallybock.cjb.net

I smell an odor of death and hear horrible noises...Bock is mos definitly near.

Bock by Bert McChickenDink October 9, 2004

Bock 

A Big Cock

At an amazing 16 inches Jones was a Bock.

Brendan was a Bock at 17 inches.

With 18 inches under his belt, Jimbo was a huge Bock.

Bock by RHCPman March 10, 2004

bock 

A strip joint full of fat chicks.

I went into this bock the other day and there was this ugly ass stripper who looked like Billy Bob.

bock by Monte Monte February 1, 2007

Bock 

One who camps around the outside ashtray during working hours.

Jimmy, you are such a "bock". You smoked 4 packs of cigarettes all day and claimed you worked.

(see also: "bocked")

Bock by Yul June 5, 2003