Blobstacle

When a fat person gets in your way.

Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

by Squirrel April 26, 2004

obstacle illusion

An obstruction, hindrance or problem that is strictly an illusion or figment of one's imagination.

Nah, that's just an obstacle illusion. It's another Floridian in a Grand Marquis on the berm.

by nothin but nachos September 1, 2010

Nobstacle

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle

get out of my way you nobstacle

by mrhappybond2 October 3, 2012

Fobstacle Course

Sending a person who's recently moved from a foreign country on a mission that's clearly going to get them effed in the A.

I just sent Jhagtar on a fobstacle course ... told him he can access google by peeing on that ATM.

by ncolberg August 6, 2009

obstacle

Any evil person or thing that is going to effect your chances of scoring

I was going to dive in but there were to many obstacles.

by brendan May 13, 2004

jobstacle

An obstacle that interferes with procuring employment.

Henry's neck tattoo is proving to be a major jobstacle.

by Joshtown November 20, 2009

Mobstacle

Mobstacle: An individual or group of individuals who walk slowly due to focussing on their mobile phone or other mobile device and generally making it difficult for you to pass them, hence you are blocked or slowed down by their nuisance.

Warning - A mobstacle is prone to unexpected changes in direction or erratic gestures, requiring a wide berth by all normal pedestrians.

I missed my bus because I was stuck behind a couple of mobstacles!

by Chaucer Dan April 3, 2011