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Bacon Bonification

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"
by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011
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boublification

The process by which Michael Bouble ruins any good song he touches.
"Crazy little thing called love" is shit now, its been boublified.

I am concerned about the boublification of my favourite songs.
by Michaelboublesuckshairyballs November 1, 2020
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Bonification

The process of juxtaposing one's boner to another, in a rather businesslike manner, to come to some sort of conclusion.
Juan had practiced bonification with Raul in many business deals, the winner being the person with the biggest boner.
by TherealBeau August 4, 2016
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Fobification

An unavoidable metamorphosis process that takes place when a person moves abroad.
Two americans studying abroad in Rome: "Hey dude, what are you doing wearing that man-bag?"..."Sorry, I couldn't do anything...it's part of mi fobification"
by JRDL March 21, 2010
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Brolification

When a dude and another dude experiences a situation from being dudes to turning into bros, which will continue into a Bromance. You can read more about bros on the bro code
A dude that saves your life turns into a bro through a brolification during the saving

If you've been friend with a dude for a long time it turn into a long-term, indirect brolification

If you met a dude and connect (in a broly way) a brolification will occur
by Bro guru January 24, 2011
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Brotification

The mandatory notification, to a bro (or bros) that you are with, of an attractive female that you witness. Providing that bro the opportunity to check her out as well. Seriously Bro, don't be selfish.
Bro 1 - "Dude check her out." (points)

Bro 2 - "Nice, thx for the brotification."
by Trashydike October 17, 2011
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Hobification

A term that defines the transformation from your normal self into Hobi. Often done by using a lot of emjois, being loud and cheerful.
Someone: OMG💞🥺😭
- an example of hobification
by ryo_has_ideas January 14, 2022
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