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boardman

boardman is a Jamaican term originated from St. George's College which means that a guy gets no females.
You're such a boardman bro.
I can't get any hoes or girls, I'm a boardman.
by nahmal not lying September 18, 2022
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Boardman

Slang expression for a man that cannot get or satisfy a woman
Tom a boardman, him cyaan laas more dan two minute.
by Dgsoda October 21, 2022
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Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible
Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!
by 5robmar November 29, 2011
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Boardman Highschool

I don’t know which crowd is more embarrassing for this dumpster fire of a public school, the wanna be gangsters, or the prissy rich kids. Either way, looking at either for to long, will leave you contemplating jumping off a bridge. Walking down the halls consists of the entitled little rich kids complaining about the color of his/her new BMW, or a wanna be thug talking about how he’s gonna “blick up” some fools with his boys after class. The faculty is full of uneducated, lazy, and downright incompetent men and women, and the teachers are either pretty cool, or pretty fucking stupid.
“You graduated from Boardman Highschool? Im sorry, have a nice day.”
by nediadarwoh September 8, 2021
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Boardman'd

Becoming so wildly inebriated that coherent thought no longer takes place and you will most likely attach to the nearest singleton, regardless of their state of being.
Big man: Jigga she was totally blottoed
Lil girl: Yeah she was completely Boardman'd!
by 5alonia May 28, 2012
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Mark Boardman

the one and only milf from the hit band lovejoy, sure he’s ginger but that doesn’t take away from his milfing power
“did you see that Mark boardman from the hit band lovejoy, he’s everyone’s favourite milf”
by Neo_535 May 4, 2023
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Lucy may boardman

This is a human who spends her life round toms and only comes home for a 3 hour bath then fucks of to toms again
Oi you are doing a Lucy may boardman this week
by Majdieb January 8, 2017
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