Boardman

Boardman is often associated with people in society who like to take control and use their power despite their petitness and femininity. It is very common that a Boardman will run away to build his own base whilst playing squads on fortnite whilst muttering to himself “squad south-east, their accuracy is sh*t” and then 5 seconds later will be asking for a medkit from you. A Boardman has awful tactics of building pointless sh*t and making it known to every player on the map where he is - whilst claiming he is the best player because he plays on Brazilian servers. Consequently, a Boardman likes to sit in his room all day, fingering his bumhole with a blue pump shotgun and shouting “Victory Royale!”
Look at the size of that boardman
by 14Joeyyy14 July 17, 2018
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Boardman

Surname from the Old English name for a carpenter.
Boardman means carpenter.
by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! April 06, 2018
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boardman

A man, used mostly by Jamaicans, who gets no bitches.

This word also works for women, in which they are called "boardwomen".
Yow mi a boardman enuh, cyah get nuh gyal.
by such man board May 05, 2022
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boardman

boardman is a Jamaican term originated from St. George's College which means that a guy gets no females.
You're such a boardman bro.
I can't get any hoes or girls, I'm a boardman.
by nahmal not lying September 19, 2022
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Lucy may boardman

This is a human who spends her life round toms and only comes home for a 3 hour bath then fucks of to toms again
Oi you are doing a Lucy may boardman this week
by Majdieb January 08, 2017
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