Blumpkin spice latte

When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.

Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream

by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025

Blumpkin Spiced Latte

Blumpkin spiced latte; n. When one partner drinks a spiced latte and then proceeds to have a bowel movement in the bathroom of a Starbucks whilst receiving a hummer.

Charley received a blumpkin spiced latte on a cold November day.

by GroupText303 January 9, 2015

Bumpkin Spice

The pungent odor of a smelly bumpkin on a hot day

"dude, when that guy walked by I totally got a whiff of some nasty bumpkin spice."

by b3nis May 29, 2018

blumkin spice latte

When you get a blumkin and the "stuff" comes out and she drinks it.

He had me a blumkin spice latte last night it was great!

by Brian and Conor December 24, 2015

Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

blumkin spice

Taking a Chipotle shit while getting head

I took her out for Mexican food and she had the blumkin spice .

by b143j September 13, 2016

pumpkin spice bumpkin

1. A prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good

2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.

3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.

4. Your own interpretation is welcome.

Tod : oh man I heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.

by Delphiina December 10, 2015