blumpieality

recieving a blumpie while engaging in beastiality, i.e. getting a blumpie from a farm animal such as a sheep or pig

Man i cant believe i got that goat to give me a blumpieality last night

by Rocco Cocko III April 25, 2010

blumpies

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)

The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.

by lowlife801 October 25, 2008

Blumptie

The Act of giving a girl head whilst she is taking a shit.

I got a nice mudslide on my chest when I was giving Kennedy
a blumptie

by Luke thighwalker the thirdw June 8, 2009

Blumphing

Blumphing (to blumph)

To recive oral sex while dropping the evil brown.

(getting head while shitting)

"hey dude, do you know what Blumphing is?"

"yeah, getting a blowjob while taking a shit!"

by Makeshiftfill June 27, 2006

Blumpkie-9 plus one

A Blumpkin is when a guy is a taking a dump and getting a blowjob at the same time.

Same idea as a blumpkin but your partner is upside down with a thumb in her butt.

John was in the bathroom getting a Blumpkie-9 plus one.

by representa2480 May 25, 2011

Blumpkie Spliche

Having your dick sucked whilst drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte

He asked me to give him a blumpkie spliche in the starbucks bathroom

by Bruvther September 16, 2016

Blumpshield

Performing a blumpkin on someone's windshield, typically someone who parked like an asshole

Bro, me and that they\them hit a massive blumpshield on my neighbor's white Subaru last night.

by uglydolphin September 4, 2024