blump

Getting a blow job while taking a dump

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

Blumping

Adj, To hump a girl whilst she is on her period, using the blood as lubricant.

e.g harry was blumping sally while she was on her rags. Her menstrual blood made for a good cheap lubricant

by KNDO May 30, 2009

blump

recieving a blow job, while taking a dump.

My bitch gave me a blump last night. It was good.

by baggs November 24, 2004

Blumping

The act of giving someone a blumpkin

Girl 1: Hey have you met that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, the other week I was blumping him!

by Zarbonian May 6, 2018

Blumping

Snorting cum through the nose (as a coke-head would do with cocaine).

"I banged this girl the other day, she loved my cum so much that she grabbed a straw and started blumping right there in the bed."

by BreakerOneNine May 7, 2010

Blumping

A sexual activity involving blood. Humping- when blood is involved.

Bill and Lorena were totally blumping on the sheets they killed those people on.

by doomstew August 1, 2009

blump

The fat spouse of a physically fit person.

Wow! I just finished with my workout. I wish my blump of a husband would workout, too.

by karlota August 6, 2014