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Bluis

Someone who is strange, but has a great personality once you get to know them. They are usually extremely ugly, and have little or no hair. Commonly has friends named Meeus, or Greenis.
wow!" "that must be a Bluis, he's got no hair.
by Meeus August 7, 2011
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Bluckism

A severe, but rare, illness only affecting those with the surname of "Bluck". Sufferers of this illness frequently feel disgusted by the thought of being in a relationship or any form of sexual advances (Often misdiagnosed as just being Asexual). Symptoms of Bluckism usually include but are not limited to; Having a British accent, being considered as "Rich", Taking enjoyment from other individuals pain/suffering, and very rarely, Terminal Halitosis.

One of the main ways to detect Bluckism in an individual is to check if they have a sudden uncontrolled adoration of the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim". This happens to 99.9%* of people who have contracted Bluckism, and it is one of the most devastating effects, leading to many hours and days being spent in dark bedrooms gaming. This effect is exacerbated once the inflicted person has been exposed to the thousands of mods that have been made for the game, Which inevitably leads to more hours being dumped into the game.

There are no known cures to this ailment as of yet. There is only one known sufferer of this illness so testing is almost impossible, and research is slim to none.

If you are related to anyone currently afflicted with this illness please contact your nearest hospital so testing can be continued. If Bluckism were to mutate and become contagious, It would result in immediate DEFCON-1 level responses from most governments, and a 24/7 quarantine for infected areas.
Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to James?
Person 2: Oh yeah, He got Bluckism didn't he? Damn, Hope he gets better soon.
by 0_Rick_0 November 19, 2020
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Blaking

the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.
Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.
by Emonster17 December 2, 2010
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Blukk

Lit, awesome or fwea.
(COON MADE WORD)
"Yo that party blukk asf"
by trvp September 24, 2019
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bluzie

A patch of blue in an otherwise cloudy sky
Look--a bluzie! We have some hope for a nice day.
by Dr. Foo May 21, 2008
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Bludington

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.
Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.
by goldspanner October 22, 2011
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Blingin' Blunkin

recieving a blunkin from a female with a paul wall grill(gold and diamond teeth)
See that beeotch wit da bling on her grill? She gave me a dope blingin' blunkin at 6 in tha mornin. WORD
by bigmarty466 July 24, 2008
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