bluetard

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

by Blaise fucking Armstrong June 23, 2007

blueturn

The act of turning your head to brandish a blue tooth headset when a passerby is looking at you like a) you are talking to them or b) you are crazy for talking to yourself.

I thought that guy was talking to himself until he did a blueturn. Now I realize that he is just a blue tool.

by OriginalMPMc July 15, 2010

BlueTurtle

To give absolutely zero fucks for the well-being of the space you are currently living in.

Yo did you see him throw that full 30 at the wall. He BlueTurtled that spot.

In between the broken fish, shattered TV, and beer soaked carpet I would say that place got BlueTurtled.

by King Turtle June 2, 2013

Blueturus

Blue balls but for girls

“he came in 2.5 seconds and fell asleep and now I have blueturus!”

by em1ly22 September 27, 2020

BlueBirds

A Gay display team with annoying 12 year olds in

hey look at that gay display team bluebirds

by JumpingLizard14 January 27, 2021

bluetard

Derogatory term used by conservatives to refer to liberal extremists. Especially the ones that dye their hair blue or other ridiculous clown colors.

Why does that protester have hair like a clown?

They're just a bluetard son.

by Iron Funky August 29, 2023