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bluenose

According to Webster's Dictionary:

n.- one who attempts to impose his or her
moral code upon others.

In other words: A purtianical person who
tries to dominate your way of life by forcing
THEIR way of life down your throat.

An aggressive prude that engages in censorship,
behaves like a puritain, and condemns you as
if they were a religious zealot because they
are acting like so full of pride when they are
really full of shit.
Some bluenoses get TOO aggressive in their
idea in censorship. They need to get 21st
century and get laid.
by CDSmith1967 April 18, 2006
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bluenose certificate

A certificate obtained by sailors who pass northwards over the Arctic Circle which (at present, 2010) is located at about latitude 66° 33′ 39″N.

This is similar but not identical to the Crossing The Line certificate which is issued to sailors who pass over the Equator (latitude 0°)
My Bluenose Certificate reads
"All Sailors, wherever ye and whoever ye may be, Greetings.
Know all ye by these presents that Jack Tickler did on the 19 July 1971, appear in the northernmost reaches of my realm, bound for the dark and frosty wastes of the land of the midnight sun and did with our royal consent enter this dread region by crossing the arctic circle by virtue whereof i, neptunus rex, ruler of the raging main do hereby declare him to be a loyal and trusty salt-lined and brine-encrusted bluenose and do call upon all Icebergs, Sea Lions. Narwhals, Polar Bears, Whales, Mermaides and other creatures of the Frigid North to show him due deference and respect.
Disobey under pain of Our Royal Displeasure

Neptunus Rex (Ruler Of The Main)
Aurora Borealis (Queen Of His Pallid Polar Regions)"
by blueliner January 27, 2010
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bluenose bastard

Dirty horrible little creatures
always found in a small dump called small heath
population increses on a saturday at 3pm
then seems to die down at 5.15
after inevitably loosing
rare species outside small heath
oi ya dirty "BLUENOSE BASTARD" get back here an fight
by G..........AVFC January 11, 2009
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Bluenose

Having great discomfort in your nasal passages after a partial sneeze, equivalent in discomfort to Blueballs from withholding a male orgasm in sexual intercourse.

An analogy coined by NovaWar and MaximusBlack of Life's A Glitch TV to help describe the pain of succumbing to a partial sneeze.

FOGL Fail Cup Show Match Game 2 -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV
(8:52-9:45)
"Half a sneeze, which is just painful and no fun." "It's the worst, it's like blueballs for your nose...bluenose."
by DavidELD November 29, 2012
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bughouse

You're totally bughouse, get help.
by teh pope December 9, 2004
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Blueholed

Verb
1. a word used by PC players of the online game "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" also known as "PUBG" to refer to the game crashing, bugging out, or simply not functioning as intended.

2. a word used to describe a situation or experience that did not meet expectations.

See also: screwed, fucked over
"I was going to go out tonight but my car totally blueholed me."

"I was going to drop in Pochinki but I got blueholed. I'm going to try to reconnect."
by 305Goose May 30, 2018
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Bear In The Big Blue House

A long period of defecation with an infinite supply of constipated fecal matter causes the anus to split open. Usually a fatal event.

Also the dankest TV show to air.
"We remember Daniel, who tragically died of a Bear In The Big Blue House attack."
by Ranky64 March 21, 2017
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