When someone is talking loudly and pacing around for quite a while and you have to look and see if they are wearing a Bluetooth in their ear but they aren't. They are full-on talking to themselves and the voices in their heads. Not judging, just sayin'
Wondered if I could help this dude at the clinic walking back and forth in the parking lot Blue-toothing hard.
by Funcrazy March 9, 2017
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by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021
Get the toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug mug.1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.
2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.
2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.
Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."
by cam828 March 20, 2008
Get the bluetooth crazy mug.When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.
You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!
Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011
Get the Arabian Bluetooth mug.When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
by glork98 November 7, 2012
Get the Somali Bluetooth mug.Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.
Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
by Lexcorp February 4, 2008
Get the Bluetooth Douche mug.When a person who frequently uses a Bluetooth device begins to continuously hallucinate that they are on the phone.
My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
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