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Feminist Blue Ball

1. When a female had plans on having a real relationship with a guy but then he turns out to be a misogynistic asshole so she then asks him to pick her up, him fully thinking they are going to have sex, but sends him to be wrong address. Also giving a final message that she is out of his league and he can suck it.

2. A woman destroys and blue balls an entitled, dumbfuck guy.
1. Girl: This guy sent me a pick of his needle dick, now he keeps being an asshole.
Friend of girl: tell him to pick you up at some random ass place and feminist blue ball him.

2. She is a feminist blue baller.
by Lilcorkatorque February 3, 2019
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Blue Ball Gala

When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.
Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.

Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2018
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blue ball

1. Slang - To be extremely excited about something soon to happen, and become denied right before the event.

2. Actual - To be aroused to the point of extreme erection, and be denied right before actual intercourse. Testicles become bruised and pain occurs; hence the name and color description: blue balls.
1. I've been craving some MGD beer, but when I got to the bar they gave the last one to some bitch. Damn... what a blue ball.
by Ly (Chubby Cow) February 12, 2004
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Blue Ball Shuffle

A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
by TheDoc88 November 2, 2010
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Blue Ball Road

When a guy hasn't had sex in a long time, he has blue balls (clogged pipes) - thus he feels as though he "lives" on blue ball road

(Also, a road in Elkton, MD)
Lisa: Where does P-Phat live?

MOCO: At the moment, on Blue Ball Road - his pipes are clogged!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010
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blue ball

When a guy is driven to extreme sexual arousing without ejaculation.

The effect is a dull pain in the testicles that lasts for at least three hours.

The only cure is to beat one off, but this can also be painful, as it hurts to disturb the area.

The best known method is to simply go to bed and sleep it off.
Sharon rubbed her arse on my cock for ages. She wouldn't shag me, so I went home with blue ball.
by Buccio March 1, 2004
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by biggaff July 30, 2004
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