blubber

a green substance that is very slippery

He dropped a jar of blubber

by paris huntington March 11, 2003

blubber

to ejaculate on a woman

DAT BITCH GOT SASSY WIT ME SO I BLUBBERED ON HER MUHFUHKIN FO HEADD!

by itscoldbee October 16, 2009

Blubber

Another German Word for Bong (Waterpipe in which you smoke pot).

"Gib mal den Blubber, ich will n Kopf rauchen" ->
"Pass me the Bong, I wanna smoke a head"

by Kerl_Kerlsen July 20, 2008

blubber

To make your girlfriends ass jiggle.

I love blubbering my girlfriends ass.

by Sylvia June 11, 2014

blubber

the funniest word eva! its like no Bulshatalkey it really is.

he he. jake has blubber on his tummy. tee hee.

by um.. yo crazy mama! December 26, 2003

blubber tuck

the act of tucking the excess blubber from your stomach into your pants

Paul: "Wow look at Tom. He's lost a lot of weight!"

Sam: "Na man, Tom just discovered the art of blubber tuck".

by Chaz Nasty 55 April 9, 2011

Blubber-Vision

This is what many overweight people have when they criticize or point out the thinness of people who are actually at a healthy weight level. The majority of thin criticism comes from overweights who suffer from “Blubber-Vision”. This is especially acute when the overweight person has recently gained and subconsciously justifies it by looking down on people with healthy weight -- viewing others' body mass through the lenses of their own obesity.

My Aunt Sally suffers from Blubber-Vision. She is always saying how thin and unhealthy I look, even though she weighs 300 lbs.

by Johntoo August 22, 2009