blowtential

adj;

A way to be safe when guys talk about letting borderline ugly girls go down on them.

It is very indefinite, so it can go either way.

Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Mad blowtential, don't you think?

Brad: Hell yesssss.

Or the other scenario:

Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Hell yeah, mad blowtential!

Brad: Dude, that is disgusting. I was going to say she was sick.

by XamNagok December 24, 2009

bromento

A souvenir that a bro acquires after getting laid. Usually, but not limited to, a piece of clothing, such as a bra or panties.

Bro #1: "When I woke up this morning I found that Cindy wasn't in my bed still but she left me a nice bromento."

Bro #2: "Nice bro!"

*The two bros proceed to do a very chill handshake."

by Dunks22 July 21, 2010

blowkendo

Getting a blowjob while someone, or something, is brutally beating you to varied degrees of intensity. In extreme cases this could prove to be fatal.

Dude I got a blowkendo last night, but when I blew my load I lost my arm. It was worth it.

by Keith Derving December 16, 2009

blogmenting

Blogging on another person's blog via their comment system.

"Dude, get your own blog and quit blogmenting on mine!"

by nanaze May 13, 2007

blowmatose

The wearied, comatose state induced by the unsatisfactory attempts or failings of another at fellatio; the subject therefore falls unconscious as an alternative to the proceedings due to overwhelming boredom.

Worst night last night.. she had me blowmatose in 2 minutes!

by Humped One August 15, 2010

blondentourage

the hottest group of blondes you've ever seen. An eclectic group of free spirited, crazy, and very loud women who are incredibly beautiful. The blondentourage is made up of Jessica, Maggie, and Rachel.

The blondentourage is going out on friday night.. watchout.. heads will be turning.

Everyone knows when the blondentourage walks in.

by life is better blonde October 16, 2013

Blowtential

When a girls not hot enough to fuck, but you'd let her blow you

-You going to fuck that chick?
-Nah she's a cow, but she has blowtential

by CashLunny January 5, 2016