Jane: Oooh, that guy's cute!
Heather: OMG! Stay away from him! He's a blowfish!!!
Jane: OMG! Thanks for the warning!
Heather: OMG! Stay away from him! He's a blowfish!!!
Jane: OMG! Thanks for the warning!
by hahahahahahahahahahhahahah May 28, 2009
A defense mechanism used if you're expecting someone to try to rape you in the ass. Eat large amounts of jalapenos the night before so you can shit a seed into his penis giving him an infection. It will be the last time they fuck with you
by Polar909 May 12, 2020
by -tunt cittie January 31, 2017
When you see a cute girl on tinder or other social media and then you meet her and she's actually twice the size of her selfies.
"Zachs been talking to this hot chick he met on snapchat. Turns out she blowfished him and she was huge"
by Bravotango7 March 10, 2017
The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.
Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.
Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.
by Heath Raftery November 28, 2007
When you get a girl to lick your asshole and you fart in her mouth her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.
by Freebird September 17, 2003
while fingerbanging a woman, you gradually add fingers until the whole hand is inside. when the woman is about to orgasm, you ball the hand into a fist.
by ron c the great February 14, 2007