Blowfish

A horny male, who is OVERLY obsessed with sex.
Will do anything to get some.
Also see Jesse.

Jane: Oooh, that guy's cute!
Heather: OMG! Stay away from him! He's a blowfish!!!
Jane: OMG! Thanks for the warning!

by hahahahahahahahahahhahahah May 30, 2009

Blowfish

noun; a girl whos pussy is too ratchet (usually smelling of fish) so she only gives head

1. dudeee Ashley was a total blowfish but she gave good head
2. Susan is such a blowfish

by -tunt cittie January 31, 2017

Blowfish

A defense mechanism used if you're expecting someone to try to rape you in the ass. Eat large amounts of jalapenos the night before so you can shit a seed into his penis giving him an infection. It will be the last time they fuck with you

Morales tried to take these cheeks in the shower yesterday so I gave him the good ole blowfish

by Polar909 May 12, 2020

Blowfished

When you see a cute girl on tinder or other social media and then you meet her and she's actually twice the size of her selfies.

"Zachs been talking to this hot chick he met on snapchat. Turns out she blowfished him and she was huge"

by Bravotango7 March 9, 2017

blowfish

The act of pressing ones lips against a transparent surface, typically a glass window, to form a seal and then breathing out to expand the cheeks.

Generally the intention is to disgust or taunt anyone that may be on the other side of the window. Although slightly less offensive, the action is performed in much the same manner as to chuck a browneye.

"Quick, Sally's in her car, do a blowfish on her window!"

"Haha, blowfish!"

by Heath Raftery December 27, 2007

blowfish

When you get a girl to lick your asshole and you fart in her mouth her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

She was going for the bunghole so I shot her a big blowfish.

by Freebird September 16, 2003

the blowfish

while fingerbanging a woman, you gradually add fingers until the whole hand is inside. when the woman is about to orgasm, you ball the hand into a fist.

that girl claims to be a virgin, but i gave her the blowfish last summer.

by ron c the great December 9, 2008