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baby boomtard

A fucking idiot member of the baby boomer generation who believes:
1. We really landed on the moon
2. Lawyers, legislation, and scummy, corruptible politicians are actual solutions to the worlds problems.
3. Technology and information are ruining human kind.
4. YouTube is Satanic
5. Communist revolutions fund themselves and capitalist bankers had nothing to do with them.
6. Pensions are really backed by the U.S. government (which has to be legislated out of bankruptcy on an almost monthly basis)
7. Christianity is great, Judaism is so-so, but Islam is pure evil. (Even though they are all the religions of Abraham and believe in the same God)
This fucking idiot baby boomtard actually believes that legislation can keep the sun from melting frozen water. What an absolute moron!
by Chris the painter May 15, 2018
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bloodturd

a woman that has a microscopic weiner, almost non existant, and prefers to take a bloody dump in rubber examination gloves. Thus, bloodturds have no friends.
Wow, whats that smell? Oh its just spencer, hes a bloodturd. Can't you see his glove?
by bobby joe young October 2, 2007
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Boomtard

An intellectually deficient and self-centred, selfish person born in the years following the Second World War. Easily identified as Scott Morrison sympathiser.
Scomo is easily the worst elected prime minister in Australian history, my Boomtard parents can’t get enough of his fraudulent dogshit.
by wasp546 January 3, 2022
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Bloturd

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.
Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?

Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?
by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005
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Blobturd

I can see your blobturd
by BurntBrownies September 5, 2016
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