broken bloomer

A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.

Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.

by A real broken bloomer November 20, 2019

Blooper reel

The sequence at the end of a show on TV that shows the bloopers, or mistakes, made while on the set of a TV show recording.

As seen on "Fresh Prince of Bell-Air":
"...and I just (inunderstandable mumbling). Congratulations, you just made the blooper reel!"

by TV Show Producer June 13, 2005

Bloodtrocuted

1; A terrible, unethical way to die.
2; A famous and amazing song by the band DethKlok.

"You've just been bloodtrocuted."

by MDX/l7d October 7, 2007

bloomer biscuit

Another word for a female vagina.

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?

by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

bloofer

a (female) vampire; most probably from a child's mispronunciation of beautiful as in 'bloofer lady'

"the child... gave as his reason for being away that a 'bloofer lady' had asked him to come for a walk... The wounds seem such as might be made by a rat or a small dog..." (Bram Stoker, 'Dracula', Ch. XIII)

by Khuy-n-inpw June 10, 2009

cold blooded female

This is a type of independent, free thinking type of woman. She is not ruled by emotions. She is ruled by her own intellect and her own wants. She isn't emotional and can tell the truth straight up so blunt and honestly without considering your feelings. She's about her own and earning her trust and loyalty is something you must do. She's cold like winter until you give her reason to be be warm.

I tried asking Jessica out last night, and she straight up told me she would rather stay home and spend time with her dog than be seen in public with me. That is a cold blooded female.

by anneshirley July 4, 2011

bloomer fan

the hardcore can-can pantyfan. They like to show off the extent of their fanness, and exist to be seen by who they fan after and also other fans. They are often showy, decorative, and ubiquitous.

"I'm such a bloomer fan for Imogen Heap that I made this sparkly t-shirt with her face on it and am going to wear it while chained to her mailbox so all the press comes to cover my hunger strike and in so doing promote Immi because I am her number one fan!" said the bloomer fan.

by JoyTKP September 28, 2006