Blong

A bong using blood as the filtration material.

I bet Dracula was a huge stoner. I'm sure he smoked blongs all the time.

by Kirtanerlol October 9, 2008

Blong

The action of blogging while getting high from a bong.

dude!! blonging fucked me over so bad last night..i wrote such fucked up shit on the internet

by KerenSmith January 25, 2011

blong

the sound your iPhone makes when you plug it in

1% left? *blong* ahh, much better. I don't know what I'd do with myself if my phone was unavailable for a few minutes. That's some zombie apocalypse level shit right there.

by furtab June 9, 2018

blong

The complete opposite of bling.

Those tinsel rims aren't bling, they're blong!

by gRiTa July 22, 2005

blong

a long blog

Blimey! Helen's delivered another blong here...

by payback May 28, 2010

blong

When you're smoking a bong and suddenly the high hits you with such force you can hear an audible BLONG! in your head. You know you've smoked way too much ganja then, my friend.

I was enjoying some fine bud listening to the serene bubbling of my bong when suddenly BLONG!!! ... I was completely stoned!

by sweetjohnny September 24, 2005

blong

A bong used primarily for the smoking of blunt tips, makes any regular weed you smoke out of it taste like shit.

I bought a new bong and Jack smoked a blunt out of it and blonged it out.

by Skaald Whorebath September 24, 2009