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bloomer biscuit

Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?
by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009
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The Blowmen

The Blowmen were formed in a smoky bar in Bradford, England in 1982, when a failed speed-dating enterprise left guitarist Joe Canterbury, bassist Robert Meadows and drummer Phil York lovelorn, high and dry. It was there that they penned the first draft of their song "High Street." The Blowmen were determined to carry the faltering torch of punk rock into the mid-80s and out the other side. Playing underground gigs in West Yorkshire, North Yorkshire and East Riding of Yorkshire soon grew tiresome, and The Blowmen sought an opportunity, on a wish and a prayer, to tour with their greatest influence: Johnny Cash. Attempting to meet him at a Louisiana State Fair in the summer of 1984, they were dismayed to discover that Cash would not be in attendance. Frantic event planners were seeking a band in desperation, and The Blowmen, sensing opportunity, stepped up to play. The set they played resulted in the only known recording of their music, a live track exemplifying a rare and unique style and attitude of punk that pierces even the soul of a contemporary listener. Some speculated that their concert would catapult them to fame in the States, but, alas it was not to be. The same evening of the performance, Meadows and Canterbury died of a massive heroin overdose. They are survived by York, who is best known today for his solo career and his brief stint off-Broadway starring in a one-man show called The Blown Man.
Dude, when The Blowmen died punk-rock died with them.
by Phil York July 29, 2012
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bloomer fan

the hardcore can-can pantyfan. They like to show off the extent of their fanness, and exist to be seen by who they fan after and also other fans. They are often showy, decorative, and ubiquitous.
"I'm such a bloomer fan for Imogen Heap that I made this sparkly t-shirt with her face on it and am going to wear it while chained to her mailbox so all the press comes to cover my hunger strike and in so doing promote Immi because I am her number one fan!" said the bloomer fan.
by JoyTKP September 28, 2006
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Blomies

A group of stoners or a group of friends that do everything together. Friends who hit a lick on niggas anyday and smoke. They’re stoners but they never play around wit other niggas who mess with them. Another word for homies but it’s spelled with a B and L. Which is Blomies.
“Yo blomie you tryna smoke today? It’s on me”
“You got the weed tho?”
Hell yeah, we gonna get the whole blomies up in here to smoke!”
by BigManJon June 18, 2020
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Blowmento

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
by bri0n October 11, 2010
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Bloomer Bloney

The residue left over in the cotton crotch area of a pair of panties after a night of rough sex. Can also refer to an abnormally large clitoris. Typically a combination of both an abnormally large clitoris covered in before mentioned residue.
Wow! I bet Susan has a bad case of Bloomer Bloney this morning after the pounding her pussy got last night.
by Sick MikeyG November 18, 2020
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Blammer

A shiny or pimped out gun, usually for decoration, drug lords, or rich people that want to feel powerful.
"Aye pass me that blammer, bouta pop these fools in in style"
by Stillbrazy June 18, 2016
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