Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

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by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Bocolate bip bookies

Chocolate chip cookies for blood who hate to use the letter or the sound of C

Blood even made me say bocolate bip bookies, he so blooded out!!

by Mr.Bangz June 15, 2016

fookie bookie

Fookie bookie is the nigga that ain't no one want to see. If you see him you need to beat his ass.

Guy: if I see that nigga fookie bookie, im a beat his ass , not having his bull shit.

by not fookie March 17, 2014

blogies

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

by Anai July 20, 2008

Ghost blowie

When someone is giving you head and, due to their poor technique, you cannot feel anything

I don’t know if I can keep seeing her bro, she gives me ghost blowies

by Demontooth November 15, 2022

blokelore

A contraction of 'bloke folklore.' A term encompassing any persons, places or events collectively pertaining to blokey or laddish behaviour.

'The fact that Jack Nicholson allegedly ate an entire apple pie halfway through having a shag has passed into blokelore'

by Reverend Frog November 9, 2011