by AnnaTpretty December 15, 2008
Get the Orlando Bloom mug.A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.
Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.
In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.
In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.
"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."
"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."
"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."
by DrDean April 27, 2009
Get the Orlando Bloom mug.To take something away, or ban it; to deprive a large group of people something simply because you don't like it.
A large sugary soft drink has too many calories, so in NY they bloomberged it. ban block remove prohibit
by JoezWaleZ March 21, 2013
Get the bloomberg mug.An AVERAGE looking person who DOESN'T want to have purses,pins,pens,bookmarks,clothes and lipstick with his name/picture on them. He needs to move to Russia to get away from those scary, lifeless fangirls.
by guest drone #89 December 10, 2004
Get the Orlando Bloom mug.A fictional character in the tv show "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" she is a filly who has yet to get her cutie mark, is in the club "The Cutie Mark Crusaders", is friends with scootaloo and sweetie belle
by Super-Brony September 3, 2012
Get the Apple Bloom mug.English actor, notable for having absolutely no acting ability at all. Has appeared in two of the most famous film franchises of recent times, and has contributed more to ruining the suspension of disbelief in these films than any number of white Volkswagens seen driving in the background.
Guy: "Every time Orlando Bloom has a speaking part in a movie I cringe"
Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"
Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
Fangirl: "You just say that cos you're jealous that he's sex on legs!!!!"
Guy: "People say Johnny Depp's sex on legs too and I think he's a cool actor. I just don't like Orlando Bloom because he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag"
by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007
Get the orlando bloom mug.A group of stoners or a group of friends that do everything together. Friends who hit a lick on niggas anyday and smoke. They’re stoners but they never play around wit other niggas who mess with them. Another word for homies but it’s spelled with a B and L. Which is Blomies.
“Yo blomie you tryna smoke today? It’s on me”
“You got the weed tho?”
“Hell yeah, we gonna get the whole blomies up in here to smoke!”
“You got the weed tho?”
“Hell yeah, we gonna get the whole blomies up in here to smoke!”
by BigManJon June 18, 2020
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