Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

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by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Bloggers

Black poggers

Dam that was bloggers

by Baked Biscuits April 23, 2021

bloagie

To get a blow job at the same time you are eating a hoagie.

I went to Wawa and got a bloagie. I'm full, she's full.

by P.S. and Gang! You Rock! November 13, 2007

I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags July 14, 2011

blogies

Small pieces of a bowel movement that stubbornly refuse to vanish down the drain on the first flush of a toilet. Not to be confused with a floater or a sticktite. Blogies need not float, and they never stick to the side of the toilet. Victims of the initial backwash, blogies simply need a clear and unencumbered path to the drain, which is almost invariably effected with a second flush.

I had to keep my mother-in-law waiting in the hall while I attended to some unexpected blogies.

by Anai July 20, 2008

Boogie AF

A descriptor for anything that is considered good, cool, hip, sick, filthy, primo, awesome, or groovy. Reserved for items at the top of the coolness pyramid, should not be applied to everyday items.

Damn, that new Howling Giant album is boogie AF, I can't stop listening to them.

by Snarfles the Spongeish Octagon October 4, 2020