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blowface sandwich

When finished busting a load on someone, one proceeds to take two pieces and bread in which they scrap the remains onto the bread and feed it to the recipient.
Imma give you a blowface sandwich
by 9r3w9r3w0 October 21, 2009
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blockmate

Similar to classmate; the only difference is that a "blockmate" is remembered as one of a student's first classmates the moment he/she enters college the first time.

"Blockmate" may also refer to a student's classmate for the entire stay in college, although this is evidently present in colleges that arrange the students' class structure.
Example 1: Liz? I know that girl; she was my blockmate in Chemistry.

Example 2: Reg had been my blockmate for a year, before she transferred to another college.
by Optimus Droid February 28, 2011
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rectal blockage

n. A rectal blockage is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.
I had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. No more cheese for me!
by Resedo August 12, 2009
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Blockade

A combination of a dutch rudder and circle jerking. A group of men form a circle, take their marks, and have each person to the left or right move their arm for them.
We're not gay enough to circle jerk, so we just decided to form a blockade.
by cdawg821 May 20, 2010
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cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.
Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.
by Moojostuff November 18, 2009
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Pig blockage

A strategic checkpoint set up by the police in order to catch drunk drivers, while wasting everyone else's time. Pig blockages are easily noticed by the flashing lights and the faint smell of bacon, allowing drivers to plan an alternate route before it's too late to avoid. The smaller variation of the pig blockage is the piglet blockage.
Christian: There's a pig blockage on Main street!
Daniel: Thanks for telling me man, I had way too much booze and weed tonight.
Christian: No problem Daniel.
Daniel: Fucking pigs. (Proceeds to fall asleep and crash into a tree)
by Danbeb October 27, 2011
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brickfaced

In Futurama, this is Bender's version of being "shitfaced" since he shits bricks instead of shit.
1. Let's get brickfaced!
2. I was so brickfaced last night...
by a1vin July 26, 2010
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