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cockage blockage

A. when your orange headed friend gets drunk and throws up all over and calls the girl your about to hook up with a tramp. aka Brandon O.

B. when said "friend/room mate" is always around and wants to be gay with you aka Brandon O.
by dill pickles January 11, 2008
mugGet the cockage blockagemug.

Penis Blockage

1:When a man is looking for or trying to do something and the woman can do it or find it quicker. : )
2:man who has his head so far up his ass, he sees through his bung hole...def of bung hole...pooper...def of pooper...asshole
When men ask the women where something is located and the mans penis blockage doesn't allow them to see that the item is right in front of their faces.
by Red head italian March 20, 2009
mugGet the Penis Blockagemug.
The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.
Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."

Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."

Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"

Worker 2: "You got it."
by Cirdellin January 15, 2010
mugGet the Self inflicted complaint blockagemug.

Poon-blockage

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.
by blahblahface February 20, 2009
mugGet the Poon-blockagemug.

Cock Blockage

The blockage of your cock when your girlfriend doesn't want to have sex but you whip it out anyway to try to change her mind
Sam: Wanna Have Sex?
Julia: No Not Today
Sam *whips out cock* how about now
Julia: Ewww no your cock is tiny
That Is Cock Blockage
by TacoFN March 29, 2020
mugGet the Cock Blockagemug.

Collateral blockage

When you piss off a user on social media enough that every one in the thread that agrees with you is blocked.
Everyone that 'liked' my reply became collateral blockage.
by Mr. Grime February 21, 2020
mugGet the Collateral blockagemug.

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