bobstache

The graying facial hair of a man who may or may not be named Bob

"No, you don't understand, my dad's beard and mustache went white at, like, forty, then darkened back to A BOBSTACHE in the decade or so since."

by RaiShaou January 5, 2019

blobsicle

when youre being a blob and you’re also stuck in one place

“smoking that herb turned me into a blobsicle”

by howdidjuno July 31, 2022